"To give real service you must add something which cannot be bought or measured with money, and that is sincerity and integrity."
"When I was young I thought that money was the most important thing in life now that I am old I know that it is."Douglas Adams on Oscar Wilde
"A little thought and a little kindness are often worth more than a great deal of money."Douglas Adams on John Ruskin
"Money has never made man happy, nor will it, there is nothing in its nature to produce happiness. The more of it one has the more one wants."Douglas Adams on Benjamin Franklin
"The lack of money is the root of all evil."Douglas Adams on Mark Twain
"Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it."Douglas Adams on Mark Twain
"A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools."
"He was a dreamer, a thinker, a speculative philosopher... or, as his wife would have it, an idiot."
"Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so."
"If it looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, we have at least to consider the possibility that we have a small aquatic bird of the family anatidae on our hands."
"I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by."