"If food were free, why work?"
"I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying, dead."Douglas Horton on Oscar Wilde
"You can tell alot about a fellow's character by his way of eating jellybeans."Douglas Horton on Ronald Reagan
"It's difficult to believe that people are still starving in this country because food isn't available."Douglas Horton on Ronald Reagan
"You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six."Douglas Horton on Yogi Berra
"Beware the hobby that eats."Douglas Horton on Benjamin Franklin
"Although it is generally known, I think it's about time to announce that I was born at a very early age."
"Beauty is variable, ugliness is constant."
"Change occurs in direct proportion to dissatisfaction, but dissatisfaction never changes."
"Death is the final wake-up call."
"As the fly bangs against the window attempting freedom while the door stands open, so we bang against death ignoring heaven."