"From there to here, and here to there, funny things are everywhere."
"A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man."Dr. Seuss on Lana Turner
"I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party."Dr. Seuss on Ron White
"A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."Dr. Seuss on Bill Cosby
"Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."Dr. Seuss on Jim Carrey
"Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."Dr. Seuss on Elbert Hubbard
"You can get help from teachers, but you are going to have to learn a lot by yourself, sitting alone in a room."
"You're in pretty good shape for the shape you are in."
"Today was good. Today was fun. Tomorrow is another one."
"Fun is good."
"Preachers in pulpits talked about what a great message is in the book. No matter what you do, somebody always imputes meaning into your books."