"ESPN has this problem with sports, it's impossible to fill 24 hours with sports programming so they have to resort to things like poker and arm wrestling tournaments."
"I've missed more than 9000 shots in my career. I've lost almost 300 games. 26 times, I've been trusted to take the game winning shot and missed. I've failed over and over and over again in my life. And that is why I succeed."Drew Curtis on Michael Jordan
"It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling."Drew Curtis on Mark Twain
"Golf is a good walk spoiled."Drew Curtis on Mark Twain
"When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro."Drew Curtis on Hunter S. Thompson
"Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after."Drew Curtis on Henry David Thoreau
"The 'wisdom of the crowds' is the most ridiculous statement I've heard in my life. Crowds are dumb."
"I love Sweden. The entire world should be like Sweden. They all like to drink and get naked, and the women are hot. I can't think of a better nation on the planet."