"If you want total security, go to prison. There you're fed, clothed, given medical care and so on. The only thing lacking... is freedom."
"I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course."Dwight D. Eisenhower on Groucho Marx
"A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running."Dwight D. Eisenhower on Groucho Marx
"Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died."Dwight D. Eisenhower on Erma Bombeck
"They certainly give very strange names to diseases."Dwight D. Eisenhower on Plato
"Getting out of the hospital is a lot like resigning from a book club. You're not out of it until the computer says you're out of it."Dwight D. Eisenhower on Erma Bombeck
"Few women, I fear, have had such reason as I have to think the long sad years of youth were worth living for the sake of middle age."
"Leadership is the art of getting someone else to do something you want done because he wants to do it."
"Motivation is the art of getting people to do what you want them to do because they want to do it."
"The best morale exist when you never hear the word mentioned. When you hear a lot of talk about it, it's usually lousy."
"If the United Nations once admits that international disputes can be settled by using force, then we will have destroyed the foundation of the organization and our best hope of establishing a world order."