"I'm actually about as famous as a fourth division footballer from the 70s."
"Everyone will be famous for 15 minutes."Dylan Moran on Andy Warhol
"I have no use for people who throw their weight around as celebrities, or for those who fawn over you just because you are famous."Dylan Moran on Walt Disney
"What a heavy burden is a name that has become too famous."Dylan Moran on Voltaire
"We all want to be famous people, and the moment we want to be something we are no longer free."Dylan Moran on Jiddu Krishnamurti
"Famous, adj.: Conspicuously miserable."Dylan Moran on Ambrose Bierce
"I have a very low level of recognition, which is fine by me."
"The truth is that I'm constitutionally incapable of doing an ordinary job."
"I think that women just have a primeval instinct to make soup, which they will try to foist on anybody who looks like a likely candidate."