"The truth is that I'm constitutionally incapable of doing an ordinary job."
"Everything we hear is an opinion, not a fact. Everything we see is a perspective, not the truth."Dylan Moran on Marcus Aurelius
"Anyone who doesn't take truth seriously in small matters cannot be trusted in large ones either."Dylan Moran on Albert Einstein
"Three things cannot be long hidden: the sun, the moon, and the truth."Dylan Moran on Buddha
"I believe that unarmed truth and unconditional love will have the final word in reality. This is why right, temporarily defeated, is stronger than evil triumphant."Dylan Moran on Martin Luther King, Jr.
"A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on."Dylan Moran on Winston Churchill
"I'm actually about as famous as a fourth division footballer from the 70s."
"I have a very low level of recognition, which is fine by me."
"I think that women just have a primeval instinct to make soup, which they will try to foist on anybody who looks like a likely candidate."