"Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it."
"A joke is a very serious thing."E. B. White on Winston Churchill
"Humor is mankind's greatest blessing."E. B. White on Mark Twain
"Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing."E. B. White on William James
"If I had no sense of humor, I would long ago have committed suicide."E. B. White on Mahatma Gandhi
"A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It's jolted by every pebble on the road."E. B. White on Henry Ward Beecher
"Old age is a special problem for me because I've never been able to shed the mental image I have of myself - a lad of about 19."
"The terror of the atom age is not the violence of the new power but the speed of man's adjustment to it, the speed of his acceptance."
"Everything in life is somewhere else, and you get there in a car."
"The only sense that is common in the long run, is the sense of change and we all instinctively avoid it."
"The time not to become a father is eighteen years before a war."