"Be obscure clearly."
"A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man."E. B. White on Lana Turner
"I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party."E. B. White on Ron White
"A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."E. B. White on Bill Cosby
"Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."E. B. White on Jim Carrey
"Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."E. B. White on Elbert Hubbard
"Old age is a special problem for me because I've never been able to shed the mental image I have of myself - a lad of about 19."
"The terror of the atom age is not the violence of the new power but the speed of man's adjustment to it, the speed of his acceptance."
"Everything in life is somewhere else, and you get there in a car."
"The only sense that is common in the long run, is the sense of change and we all instinctively avoid it."
"The time not to become a father is eighteen years before a war."