"Marriage is a good deal like a circus: there is not as much in it as is represented in the advertising."
"A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person."E. W. Howe on Mignon McLaughlin
"By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you'll become happy if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher."E. W. Howe on Socrates
"It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages."E. W. Howe on Friedrich Nietzsche
"How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being."E. W. Howe on Oscar Wilde
"Don't marry the person you think you can live with marry only the individual you think you can't live without."E. W. Howe on James C. Dobson
"For every quarrel a man and wife have before others, they have a hundred when alone."
"Never tell a secret to a bride or a groom wait until they have been married longer."
"Half the time men think they are talking business, they are wasting time."
"Some men are alive simply because it is against the law to kill them."
"If your faith is opposed to experience, to human learning and investigation, it is not worth the breath used in giving it expression."