"To be an ideal guest, stay at home."
"Write it on your heart that every day is the best day in the year."E. W. Howe on Ralph Waldo Emerson
"Your success and happiness lies in you. Resolve to keep happy, and your joy and you shall form an invincible host against difficulties."E. W. Howe on Helen Keller
"Come, gentlemen, I hope we shall drink down all unkindness."E. W. Howe on William Shakespeare
"Sometimes too much to drink is barely enough."E. W. Howe on Mark Twain
"New Year's Resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time."E. W. Howe on James Agate
"For every quarrel a man and wife have before others, they have a hundred when alone."
"Never tell a secret to a bride or a groom wait until they have been married longer."
"Half the time men think they are talking business, they are wasting time."
"Some men are alive simply because it is against the law to kill them."
"If your faith is opposed to experience, to human learning and investigation, it is not worth the breath used in giving it expression."