"I try to explain to people that you get the roles that are right when they're right. If you have a nerd character but you're kind of a cool guy, you're probably not going to get the nerd part. The nerd is going to get the nerd part. You know, someone like me."
"Nothing gives one person so much advantage over another as to remain always cool and unruffled under all circumstances."Ed Helms on Thomas Jefferson
"Rather be dead than cool."Ed Helms on Kurt Cobain
"All women do have a different sense of sexuality, or sense of fun, or sense of like what's sexy or cool or tough."Ed Helms on Angelina Jolie
"Let your soul stand cool and composed before a million universes."Ed Helms on Walt Whitman
"It's really kind of cool to have solar panels on your roof."Ed Helms on Bill Gates
"My friend and I sang an a cappella rendition of Extreme's 'More Than Words' at one of our football pep rallies in a desperate attempt to look cool. For a while, I wore pink Converse All Stars because I thought it made me seem daring and irreverent."