"It is curious that, with my somewhat antinomian tendencies, I should have gone to Trinity Hall - which was, and is, before all a Law College - and should thus have been thrown into close touch with the legal element in life."
"I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five."Edward Carpenter on Steven Wright
"Collecting more taxes than is absolutely necessary is legalized robbery."Edward Carpenter on Calvin Coolidge
"A successful lawsuit is the one worn by a policeman."Edward Carpenter on Robert Frost
"Make crime pay. Become a lawyer."Edward Carpenter on Will Rogers
"Justice in the life and conduct of the State is possible only as first it resides in the hearts and souls of the citizens."Edward Carpenter on Plato
"IN April 1882 my father died and I was at once whirled out of my land of dreams into a very different sphere."