"Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."
"A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man."Elbert Hubbard on Lana Turner
"I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party."Elbert Hubbard on Ron White
"A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."Elbert Hubbard on Bill Cosby
"Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."Elbert Hubbard on Jim Carrey
"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day."Elbert Hubbard on Frank Sinatra
"Often we can help each other most by leaving each other alone at other times we need the hand-grasp and the word of cheer."
"Art is not a thing it is a way."
"The sculptor produces the beautiful statue by chipping away such parts of the marble block as are not needed - it is a process of elimination."
"Art is the beautiful way of doing things. Science is the effective way of doing things. Business is the economic way of doing things."
"Character is the result of two things: mental attitude and the way we spend our time."