"Campaign behavior for wives: Always be on time. Do as little talking as humanly possible. Lean back in the parade car so everybody can see the president."
"If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 1,000 MPG."Eleanor Roosevelt on Bill Gates
"There was a time in my life when I thought I had everything - millions of dollars, mansions, cars, nice clothes, beautiful women, and every other materialistic thing you can imagine. Now I struggle for peace."Eleanor Roosevelt on Richard Pryor
"Car designers are just going to have to come up with an automobile that outlasts the payments."Eleanor Roosevelt on Erma Bombeck
"I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone."Eleanor Roosevelt on Steven Wright
"I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving."Eleanor Roosevelt on Steven Wright
"Old age has deformities enough of its own. It should never add to them the deformity of vice."
"Probably the happiest period in life most frequently is in middle age, when the eager passions of youth are cooled, and the infirmities of age not yet begun as we see that the shadows, which are at morning and evening so large, almost entirely disappear at midday."
"Justice cannot be for one side alone, but must be for both."
"The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams."
"You have to accept whatever comes and the only important thing is that you meet it with courage and with the best that you have to give."