"Life is funny and it is interesting how we make it as serious as possible."
"A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man."Elisha Cuthbert on Lana Turner
"I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party."Elisha Cuthbert on Ron White
"A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."Elisha Cuthbert on Bill Cosby
"Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."Elisha Cuthbert on Jim Carrey
"Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."Elisha Cuthbert on Elbert Hubbard
"It's amazing that for actors mostly, it's a risk to attach yourself to a film that you don't know whether or not it's going to even be made and if you sign on, in doing so, who else is going to be in the movie with you."
"Some of the things I've seen a lot of my female-actress friends who are relatively famous receive - I've seen some hideous things. Like some really, really bad things... like, the FBI should be contacted immediately."
"Celebrity or no celebrity, I think a lot of females deal with the fear of being abducted."
"There's nothing more romantic than Italian food."
"When I was 20, I thought I was 30 - but I was so far from it. When you're young, you want everything to happen now. As you mature, you can look back and see all the great things you achieved with time and patience."