"Anybody with a sense of humor is going to put on my album and laugh from beginning to end."
"A joke is a very serious thing."Eminem on Winston Churchill
"Humor is mankind's greatest blessing."Eminem on Mark Twain
"Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing."Eminem on William James
"If I had no sense of humor, I would long ago have committed suicide."Eminem on Mahatma Gandhi
"A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It's jolted by every pebble on the road."Eminem on Henry Ward Beecher
"The kids are old enough now - I just want to let them be kids. I don't want to comment on them too much. They're at an age where I just want to let them be kids."
"Personally, I just think rap music is the best thing out there, period. If you look at my deck in my car radio, you're always going to find a hip-hop tape that's all I buy, that's all I live, that's all I listen to, that's all I love."
"You're not going to say anything about me that I'm not going to say about myself. There's so many things that I think about myself if someone really wanted to get at me, they could say this and this and this. So I'm going to say it before they can. It's the best policy for me."
"Honestly, I'd love to be remembered as one of the best to ever pick up a mic, but if I'm doing my part to lessen some racial tension I feel good about what I'm doing."
"Ultimately, who you choose to be in a relationship with and what you do in your bedroom is your business."