"I appreciate humor so much, but I'm actually not a funny girl."
"A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man."Emmanuelle Chriqui on Lana Turner
"I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party."Emmanuelle Chriqui on Ron White
"A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."Emmanuelle Chriqui on Bill Cosby
"Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."Emmanuelle Chriqui on Jim Carrey
"Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."Emmanuelle Chriqui on Elbert Hubbard
"Most actors want to sink their teeth into amazing material."
"Reese Witherspoon is my everywoman. She's managed to have a family and this amazing career. That's the goal."
"The beauty of voice-over work is that maybe you come in and record once every two weeks for a couple of hours and do a couple episodes a session. It's awesome! You spend an afternoon playing in the booth, and there you have it. It doesn't interfere with much."
"My mom was an aesthetician and she went to beauty school back in the '60s. I just remember watching her do her makeup all the time. She always had her nails done, makeup on - her face was ready to go when she went out. I loved it."
"I can celebrate food anytime. I love cheese. When I crave a certain food, I just eat it."