"Incongruity, they say, is one of the main ingredients of humor. Maybe it's because everybody can feel superior to me. I honestly don't know."
"A joke is a very serious thing."Emmett Kelly on Winston Churchill
"Humor is mankind's greatest blessing."Emmett Kelly on Mark Twain
"Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing."Emmett Kelly on William James
"If I had no sense of humor, I would long ago have committed suicide."Emmett Kelly on Mahatma Gandhi
"A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It's jolted by every pebble on the road."Emmett Kelly on Henry Ward Beecher