"If you met my dad, I think a lot of things would be put to rest. Because my pops is a pretty silly guy. But, Coldcut, they're based in the U.K. I'm a big fan of jazz music, so American music has had a big influence on what I listen to."
"It is easier for a father to have children than for children to have a real father."Eric San on Pope John XXIII
"When one has not had a good father, one must create one."Eric San on Friedrich Nietzsche
"My father? I never knew him. Never even seen a picture of him."Eric San on Eminem
"I am not ashamed to say that no man I ever met was my father's equal, and I never loved any other man as much."Eric San on Hedy Lamarr
"Whoever does not have a good father should procure one."Eric San on Friedrich Nietzsche
"Dear motorist on the information superhighway. I'm sorry I do not have a car."
"It's funny how making odd noises can get you into strange situations sometimes."
"If you can understand the humor in the drawing part you'll probably get the humor in the audio part."