"Sometimes I can't figure designers out. It's as if they flunked human anatomy."
"Design is not just what it looks like and feels like. Design is how it works."Erma Bombeck on Steve Jobs
"You can design and create, and build the most wonderful place in the world. But it takes people to make the dream a reality."Erma Bombeck on Walt Disney
"The artist in me cries out for design."Erma Bombeck on Robert Frost
"A designer knows he has achieved perfection not when there is nothing left to add, but when there is nothing left to take away."Erma Bombeck on Antoine de Saint-Exupery
"Many things difficult to design prove easy to performance."Erma Bombeck on Samuel Johnson
"Youngsters of the age of two and three are endowed with extraordinary strength. They can lift a dog twice their own weight and dump him into the bathtub."
"Being a child at home alone in the summer is a high-risk occupation. If you call your mother at work thirteen times an hour, she can hurt you."
"A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday."
"Thanks to my mother, not a single cardboard box has found its way back into society. We receive gifts in boxes from stores that went out of business twenty years ago."
"Car designers are just going to have to come up with an automobile that outlasts the payments."