"A man's got to take a lot of punishment to write a really funny book."
"A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man."Ernest Hemingway on Lana Turner
"I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party."Ernest Hemingway on Ron White
"A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."Ernest Hemingway on Bill Cosby
"Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."Ernest Hemingway on Jim Carrey
"Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."Ernest Hemingway on Elbert Hubbard
"Hesitation increases in relation to risk in equal proportion to age."
"Prose is architecture, not interior decoration, and the Baroque is over."
"Switzerland is a small, steep country, much more up and down than sideways, and is all stuck over with large brown hotels built on the cuckoo clock style of architecture."
"Bullfighting is the only art in which the artist is in danger of death and in which the degree of brilliance in the performance is left to the fighter's honor."
"The best way to find out if you can trust somebody is to trust them."