"In the Radiation Laboratory we count it a privilege to do everything we can to assist our medical colleagues in the application of these new tools to the problems of human suffering."
"I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course."Ernest Lawrence on Groucho Marx
"A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running."Ernest Lawrence on Groucho Marx
"Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died."Ernest Lawrence on Erma Bombeck
"They certainly give very strange names to diseases."Ernest Lawrence on Plato
"Getting out of the hospital is a lot like resigning from a book club. You're not out of it until the computer says you're out of it."Ernest Lawrence on Erma Bombeck