"I own stock, and I also insure my car with Geico."
"If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 1,000 MPG."Ernie Banks on Bill Gates
"There was a time in my life when I thought I had everything - millions of dollars, mansions, cars, nice clothes, beautiful women, and every other materialistic thing you can imagine. Now I struggle for peace."Ernie Banks on Richard Pryor
"Car designers are just going to have to come up with an automobile that outlasts the payments."Ernie Banks on Erma Bombeck
"I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone."Ernie Banks on Steven Wright
"I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving."Ernie Banks on Steven Wright
"I learned from Mr. Wrigley, early in my career, that loyalty wins and it creates friendships. I saw it work for him in his business."
"Loyalty and friendship, which is to me the same, created all the wealth that I've ever thought I'd have."
"But it all comes down to friendship, treating people right."
"You must try to generate happiness within yourself. If you aren't happy in one place, chances are you won't be happy anyplace."
"When I wake up in the morning, I feel like a billionaire without paying taxes."