"I think it's so funny when people think they can't control a movie star. They can. We're just women, you know."
"A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man."Esther Williams on Lana Turner
"I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party."Esther Williams on Ron White
"A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."Esther Williams on Bill Cosby
"Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."Esther Williams on Jim Carrey
"Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."Esther Williams on Elbert Hubbard
"When you're out of sight for as long as I was, there's a funny feeling of betrayal that comes over people when they see you again."
"What the public expects and what is healthy for an individual are two very different things."
"By the time I got home at night, my eyes were so chlorinated I saw rings around every light."
"Marriage to Fernando offered shelter and security, but the shackle was the price I'd pay."
"My training in Science of Mind had begun with my mother. She took me to a different church every Sunday, and she encouraged me to question the minister afterward."