"Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it."
"Any woman who understands the problems of running a home will be nearer to understanding the problems of running a country."Evan Esar on Margaret Thatcher
"A house is not a home unless it contains food and fire for the mind as well as the body."Evan Esar on Benjamin Franklin
"Where we love is home - home that our feet may leave, but not our hearts."Evan Esar on Oliver Wendell Holmes
"Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home."Evan Esar on Bill Cosby
"Home is the place where, when you have to go there, they have to take you in."Evan Esar on Robert Frost
"Definition of Statistics: The science of producing unreliable facts from reliable figures."
"Definition of a Statistician: A man who believes figures don't lie, but admits than under analysis some of them won't stand up either."
"America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week."
"The girl with a future avoids a man with a past."
"Hope is tomorrow's veneer over today's disappointment."