"Jews were asked when life begins. For them it's when they finally graduate medical school."
"I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course."Evan Sayet on Groucho Marx
"A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running."Evan Sayet on Groucho Marx
"Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died."Evan Sayet on Erma Bombeck
"They certainly give very strange names to diseases."Evan Sayet on Plato
"Getting out of the hospital is a lot like resigning from a book club. You're not out of it until the computer says you're out of it."Evan Sayet on Erma Bombeck