"Being a funny person does an awful lot of things to you. You feel that you mustn't get serious with people. They don't expect it from you, and they don't want to see it. You're not entitled to be serious, you're a clown."
"A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man."Fanny Brice on Lana Turner
"I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party."Fanny Brice on Ron White
"A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."Fanny Brice on Bill Cosby
"Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."Fanny Brice on Jim Carrey
"Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."Fanny Brice on Elbert Hubbard
"Personal beauty is a greater recommendation than any letter of reference."
"Men always fall for frigid women because they put on the best show."