"Men always fall for frigid women because they put on the best show."
"A woman is like a tea bag - you can't tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water."Fanny Brice on Eleanor Roosevelt
"I don't know who invented high heels, but all women owe him a lot."Fanny Brice on Marilyn Monroe
"Ah, women. They make the highs higher and the lows more frequent."Fanny Brice on Friedrich Nietzsche
"The age of a woman doesn't mean a thing. The best tunes are played on the oldest fiddles."Fanny Brice on Ralph Waldo Emerson
"As usual, there is a great woman behind every idiot."Fanny Brice on John Lennon
"Personal beauty is a greater recommendation than any letter of reference."
"Being a funny person does an awful lot of things to you. You feel that you mustn't get serious with people. They don't expect it from you, and they don't want to see it. You're not entitled to be serious, you're a clown."