"Most vegetarians look so much like the food they eat that they can be classified as cannibals."
"I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying, dead."Finley Peter Dunne on Oscar Wilde
"You can tell alot about a fellow's character by his way of eating jellybeans."Finley Peter Dunne on Ronald Reagan
"It's difficult to believe that people are still starving in this country because food isn't available."Finley Peter Dunne on Ronald Reagan
"You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six."Finley Peter Dunne on Yogi Berra
"Beware the hobby that eats."Finley Peter Dunne on Benjamin Franklin
"The only good husbands stay bachelors: They're too considerate to get married."
"Trust everybody, but cut the cards."