"The only good husbands stay bachelors: They're too considerate to get married."
"A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person."Finley Peter Dunne on Mignon McLaughlin
"By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you'll become happy if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher."Finley Peter Dunne on Socrates
"It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages."Finley Peter Dunne on Friedrich Nietzsche
"How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being."Finley Peter Dunne on Oscar Wilde
"Don't marry the person you think you can live with marry only the individual you think you can't live without."Finley Peter Dunne on James C. Dobson
"Most vegetarians look so much like the food they eat that they can be classified as cannibals."
"Trust everybody, but cut the cards."