"I don't have a very quick sense of humor."
"A joke is a very serious thing."Florenz Ziegfeld on Winston Churchill
"Humor is mankind's greatest blessing."Florenz Ziegfeld on Mark Twain
"Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing."Florenz Ziegfeld on William James
"If I had no sense of humor, I would long ago have committed suicide."Florenz Ziegfeld on Mahatma Gandhi
"A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It's jolted by every pebble on the road."Florenz Ziegfeld on Henry Ward Beecher
"Beauty, of course, is the most important requirement and the paramount asset of the applicant."