"All God's children are not beautiful. Most of God's children are, in fact, barely presentable."
"Sir, my concern is not whether God is on our side my greatest concern is to be on God's side, for God is always right."Fran Lebowitz on Abraham Lincoln
"We need to find God, and he cannot be found in noise and restlessness. God is the friend of silence. See how nature - trees, flowers, grass- grows in silence see the stars, the moon and the sun, how they move in silence... We need silence to be able to touch souls."Fran Lebowitz on Mother Teresa
"When the solution is simple, God is answering."Fran Lebowitz on Albert Einstein
"While I know myself as a creation of God, I am also obligated to realize and remember that everyone else and everything else are also God's creation."Fran Lebowitz on Maya Angelou
"Never trust anyone completely but God. Love people, but put your full trust only in God."Fran Lebowitz on Lawrence Welk
"Very few people possess true artistic ability. It is therefore both unseemly and unproductive to irritate the situation by making an effort. If you have a burning, restless urge to write or paint, simply eat something sweet and the feeling will pass."
"Contrary to popular opinion, the hustle is not a new dance step - it is an old business procedure."
"There is no such thing as inner peace. There is only nervousness or death. Any attempt to prove otherwise constitutes unacceptable behavior."
"Food is an important part of a balanced diet."
"I must take issue with the term 'a mere child,' for it has been my invariable experience that the company of a mere child is infinitely preferable to that of a mere adult."