"Andy Warhol made fame more famous."
"Everyone will be famous for 15 minutes."Fran Lebowitz on Andy Warhol
"I have no use for people who throw their weight around as celebrities, or for those who fawn over you just because you are famous."Fran Lebowitz on Walt Disney
"What a heavy burden is a name that has become too famous."Fran Lebowitz on Voltaire
"We all want to be famous people, and the moment we want to be something we are no longer free."Fran Lebowitz on Jiddu Krishnamurti
"Famous, adj.: Conspicuously miserable."Fran Lebowitz on Ambrose Bierce
"Very few people possess true artistic ability. It is therefore both unseemly and unproductive to irritate the situation by making an effort. If you have a burning, restless urge to write or paint, simply eat something sweet and the feeling will pass."
"Contrary to popular opinion, the hustle is not a new dance step - it is an old business procedure."
"There is no such thing as inner peace. There is only nervousness or death. Any attempt to prove otherwise constitutes unacceptable behavior."
"Food is an important part of a balanced diet."
"I must take issue with the term 'a mere child,' for it has been my invariable experience that the company of a mere child is infinitely preferable to that of a mere adult."