"Contrary to popular opinion, the hustle is not a new dance step - it is an old business procedure."
"Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect."Fran Lebowitz on Mark Twain
"The hardest thing to understand in the world is the income tax."Fran Lebowitz on Albert Einstein
"There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work, and learning from failure."Fran Lebowitz on Colin Powell
"Most of the important things in the world have been accomplished by people who have kept on trying when there seemed to be no hope at all."Fran Lebowitz on Dale Carnegie
"If there is anything that a man can do well, I say let him do it. Give him a chance."Fran Lebowitz on Abraham Lincoln
"Very few people possess true artistic ability. It is therefore both unseemly and unproductive to irritate the situation by making an effort. If you have a burning, restless urge to write or paint, simply eat something sweet and the feeling will pass."
"There is no such thing as inner peace. There is only nervousness or death. Any attempt to prove otherwise constitutes unacceptable behavior."
"Food is an important part of a balanced diet."
"I must take issue with the term 'a mere child,' for it has been my invariable experience that the company of a mere child is infinitely preferable to that of a mere adult."
"Andy Warhol made fame more famous."