"I must take issue with the term 'a mere child,' for it has been my invariable experience that the company of a mere child is infinitely preferable to that of a mere adult."
"Life can only be understood backwards but it must be lived forwards."Fran Lebowitz on Soren Kierkegaard
"The only source of knowledge is experience."Fran Lebowitz on Albert Einstein
"Experience: that most brutal of teachers. But you learn, my God do you learn."Fran Lebowitz on C. S. Lewis
"Experience is simply the name we give our mistakes."Fran Lebowitz on Oscar Wilde
"A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way."Fran Lebowitz on Mark Twain
"Very few people possess true artistic ability. It is therefore both unseemly and unproductive to irritate the situation by making an effort. If you have a burning, restless urge to write or paint, simply eat something sweet and the feeling will pass."
"Contrary to popular opinion, the hustle is not a new dance step - it is an old business procedure."
"There is no such thing as inner peace. There is only nervousness or death. Any attempt to prove otherwise constitutes unacceptable behavior."
"Food is an important part of a balanced diet."
"Andy Warhol made fame more famous."