"If you are truly serious abut preparing your child for the future, don't teach him to subtract teach him to deduct."
"The empires of the future are the empires of the mind."Fran Lebowitz on Winston Churchill
"Every saint has a past and every sinner has a future."Fran Lebowitz on Oscar Wilde
"Again, you can't connect the dots looking forward you can only connect them looking backwards. So you have to trust that the dots will somehow connect in your future. You have to trust in something - your gut, destiny, life, karma, whatever. This approach has never let me down, and it has made all the difference in my life."Fran Lebowitz on Steve Jobs
"I never think of the future - it comes soon enough."Fran Lebowitz on Albert Einstein
"It is not in the stars to hold our destiny but in ourselves."Fran Lebowitz on William Shakespeare
"Very few people possess true artistic ability. It is therefore both unseemly and unproductive to irritate the situation by making an effort. If you have a burning, restless urge to write or paint, simply eat something sweet and the feeling will pass."
"Contrary to popular opinion, the hustle is not a new dance step - it is an old business procedure."
"There is no such thing as inner peace. There is only nervousness or death. Any attempt to prove otherwise constitutes unacceptable behavior."
"Food is an important part of a balanced diet."
"I must take issue with the term 'a mere child,' for it has been my invariable experience that the company of a mere child is infinitely preferable to that of a mere adult."