"If you're going to America, bring your own food."
"I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying, dead."Fran Lebowitz on Oscar Wilde
"You can tell alot about a fellow's character by his way of eating jellybeans."Fran Lebowitz on Ronald Reagan
"It's difficult to believe that people are still starving in this country because food isn't available."Fran Lebowitz on Ronald Reagan
"You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six."Fran Lebowitz on Yogi Berra
"Beware the hobby that eats."Fran Lebowitz on Benjamin Franklin
"Very few people possess true artistic ability. It is therefore both unseemly and unproductive to irritate the situation by making an effort. If you have a burning, restless urge to write or paint, simply eat something sweet and the feeling will pass."
"Contrary to popular opinion, the hustle is not a new dance step - it is an old business procedure."
"There is no such thing as inner peace. There is only nervousness or death. Any attempt to prove otherwise constitutes unacceptable behavior."
"Food is an important part of a balanced diet."
"I must take issue with the term 'a mere child,' for it has been my invariable experience that the company of a mere child is infinitely preferable to that of a mere adult."