"Life is something to do when you can't get to sleep."
"In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on."Fran Lebowitz on Robert Frost
"Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind on the present moment."Fran Lebowitz on Buddha
"Throughout life people will make you mad, disrespect you and treat you bad. Let God deal with the things they do, cause hate in your heart will consume you too."Fran Lebowitz on Will Smith
"Life is a song - sing it. Life is a game - play it. Life is a challenge - meet it. Life is a dream - realize it. Life is a sacrifice - offer it. Life is love - enjoy it."Fran Lebowitz on Sai Baba
"A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable, but more useful than a life spent doing nothing."Fran Lebowitz on George Bernard Shaw
"Very few people possess true artistic ability. It is therefore both unseemly and unproductive to irritate the situation by making an effort. If you have a burning, restless urge to write or paint, simply eat something sweet and the feeling will pass."
"Contrary to popular opinion, the hustle is not a new dance step - it is an old business procedure."
"There is no such thing as inner peace. There is only nervousness or death. Any attempt to prove otherwise constitutes unacceptable behavior."
"Food is an important part of a balanced diet."
"I must take issue with the term 'a mere child,' for it has been my invariable experience that the company of a mere child is infinitely preferable to that of a mere adult."