"You're only as good as your last haircut."
"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing."Fran Lebowitz on Edmund Burke
"It is very important to generate a good attitude, a good heart, as much as possible. From this, happiness in both the short term and the long term for both yourself and others will come."Fran Lebowitz on Dalai Lama
"If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed."Fran Lebowitz on Albert Einstein
"Despite everything, I believe that people are really good at heart."Fran Lebowitz on Anne Frank
"When I do good, I feel good. When I do bad, I feel bad. That's my religion."Fran Lebowitz on Abraham Lincoln
"Very few people possess true artistic ability. It is therefore both unseemly and unproductive to irritate the situation by making an effort. If you have a burning, restless urge to write or paint, simply eat something sweet and the feeling will pass."
"Contrary to popular opinion, the hustle is not a new dance step - it is an old business procedure."
"There is no such thing as inner peace. There is only nervousness or death. Any attempt to prove otherwise constitutes unacceptable behavior."
"Food is an important part of a balanced diet."
"I must take issue with the term 'a mere child,' for it has been my invariable experience that the company of a mere child is infinitely preferable to that of a mere adult."