"Most women's pictures are as boring and as formulaic as men's pictures. In place of a car chase or a battle scene, what you get is an extreme closeup of a woman breaking down."
"If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 1,000 MPG."Frances McDormand on Bill Gates
"There was a time in my life when I thought I had everything - millions of dollars, mansions, cars, nice clothes, beautiful women, and every other materialistic thing you can imagine. Now I struggle for peace."Frances McDormand on Richard Pryor
"Car designers are just going to have to come up with an automobile that outlasts the payments."Frances McDormand on Erma Bombeck
"I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone."Frances McDormand on Steven Wright
"I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving."Frances McDormand on Steven Wright
"The only power you have is the word no."
"I never trusted good-looking boys."