"It's never occurred to me to worry about my health, or that I'll get old, or that people will stop laughing at me."
"To keep the body in good health is a duty... otherwise we shall not be able to keep our mind strong and clear."Frank Carson on Buddha
"The wish for healing has always been half of health."Frank Carson on Lucius Annaeus Seneca
"A healthy attitude is contagious but don't wait to catch it from others. Be a carrier."Frank Carson on Tom Stoppard
"Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul."Frank Carson on John Muir
"'Tis healthy to be sick sometimes."Frank Carson on Henry David Thoreau
"Have you heard about the Irishman who reversed into a car boot sale and sold the engine?"
"I am accusing him of stealing my best material, he was a very funny man."
"I don't think my wife likes me very much, when I had a heart attack she wrote for an ambulance."