"All the good music has already been written by people with wigs and stuff."
"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing."Frank Zappa on Edmund Burke
"It is very important to generate a good attitude, a good heart, as much as possible. From this, happiness in both the short term and the long term for both yourself and others will come."Frank Zappa on Dalai Lama
"If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed."Frank Zappa on Albert Einstein
"Despite everything, I believe that people are really good at heart."Frank Zappa on Anne Frank
"When I do good, I feel good. When I do bad, I feel bad. That's my religion."Frank Zappa on Abraham Lincoln
"Art is making something out of nothing and selling it."
"One of my favorite philosophical tenets is that people will agree with you only if they already agree with you. You do not change people's minds."
"No change in musical style will survive unless it is accompanied by a change in clothing style. Rock is to dress up to."
"The computer can't tell you the emotional story. It can give you the exact mathematical design, but what's missing is the eyebrows."
"If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library."