"Communism doesn't work because people like to own stuff."
"Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life."Frank Zappa on Confucius
"All labor that uplifts humanity has dignity and importance and should be undertaken with painstaking excellence."Frank Zappa on Martin Luther King, Jr.
"Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work."Frank Zappa on Thomas A. Edison
"By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day."Frank Zappa on Robert Frost
"Nothing will work unless you do."Frank Zappa on Maya Angelou
"Art is making something out of nothing and selling it."
"One of my favorite philosophical tenets is that people will agree with you only if they already agree with you. You do not change people's minds."
"No change in musical style will survive unless it is accompanied by a change in clothing style. Rock is to dress up to."
"The computer can't tell you the emotional story. It can give you the exact mathematical design, but what's missing is the eyebrows."
"If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library."