"The computer can't tell you the emotional story. It can give you the exact mathematical design, but what's missing is the eyebrows."
"Design is not just what it looks like and feels like. Design is how it works."Frank Zappa on Steve Jobs
"You can design and create, and build the most wonderful place in the world. But it takes people to make the dream a reality."Frank Zappa on Walt Disney
"The artist in me cries out for design."Frank Zappa on Robert Frost
"A designer knows he has achieved perfection not when there is nothing left to add, but when there is nothing left to take away."Frank Zappa on Antoine de Saint-Exupery
"Sometimes I can't figure designers out. It's as if they flunked human anatomy."Frank Zappa on Erma Bombeck
"Art is making something out of nothing and selling it."
"One of my favorite philosophical tenets is that people will agree with you only if they already agree with you. You do not change people's minds."
"No change in musical style will survive unless it is accompanied by a change in clothing style. Rock is to dress up to."
"If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library."
"All the good music has already been written by people with wigs and stuff."