"Without music to decorate it, time is just a bunch of boring production deadlines or dates by which bills must be paid."
"Let him who would enjoy a good future waste none of his present."Frank Zappa on Roger Babson
"The best thing about the future is that it comes one day at a time."Frank Zappa on Abraham Lincoln
"Lost time is never found again."Frank Zappa on Benjamin Franklin
"Patience and time do more than strength or passion."Frank Zappa on Jean de La Fontaine
"The future is something which everyone reaches at the rate of 60 minutes an hour, whatever he does, whoever he is."Frank Zappa on C. S. Lewis
"Art is making something out of nothing and selling it."
"One of my favorite philosophical tenets is that people will agree with you only if they already agree with you. You do not change people's minds."
"No change in musical style will survive unless it is accompanied by a change in clothing style. Rock is to dress up to."
"The computer can't tell you the emotional story. It can give you the exact mathematical design, but what's missing is the eyebrows."
"If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library."