"The true republic: men, their rights and nothing more women, their rights and nothing less."
"A woman is like a tea bag - you can't tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water."Franklin P. Adams on Eleanor Roosevelt
"I don't know who invented high heels, but all women owe him a lot."Franklin P. Adams on Marilyn Monroe
"Ah, women. They make the highs higher and the lows more frequent."Franklin P. Adams on Friedrich Nietzsche
"The age of a woman doesn't mean a thing. The best tunes are played on the oldest fiddles."Franklin P. Adams on Ralph Waldo Emerson
"As usual, there is a great woman behind every idiot."Franklin P. Adams on John Lennon
"There must be a day or two in a man's life when he is the precise age for something important."
"Middle age occurs when you are too young to take up golf and too old to rush up to the net."
"Health is the thing that makes you feel that now is the best time of the year."
"Christmas is over and Business is Business."
"The trouble with this country is that there are too many politicians who believe, with a conviction based on experience, that you can fool all of the people all of the time."