"All women should know how to take care of children. Most of them will have a husband some day."
"A woman is like a tea bag - you can't tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water."Franklin P. Jones on Eleanor Roosevelt
"I don't know who invented high heels, but all women owe him a lot."Franklin P. Jones on Marilyn Monroe
"Ah, women. They make the highs higher and the lows more frequent."Franklin P. Jones on Friedrich Nietzsche
"The age of a woman doesn't mean a thing. The best tunes are played on the oldest fiddles."Franklin P. Jones on Ralph Waldo Emerson
"As usual, there is a great woman behind every idiot."Franklin P. Jones on John Lennon
"Originality is the art of concealing your source."
"Experience enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again."
"Experience is that marvelous thing that enable you to recognize a mistake when you make it again."
"It's the opinion of some that crops could be grown on the moon which raises the fear that it may not be long before we're paying somebody not to."
"Anybody who finds it easy to make money on the horses is probably in the dog food business."