"Anybody who thinks talk is cheap should get some legal advice."
"I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five."Franklin P. Jones on Steven Wright
"Collecting more taxes than is absolutely necessary is legalized robbery."Franklin P. Jones on Calvin Coolidge
"A successful lawsuit is the one worn by a policeman."Franklin P. Jones on Robert Frost
"Make crime pay. Become a lawyer."Franklin P. Jones on Will Rogers
"Justice in the life and conduct of the State is possible only as first it resides in the hearts and souls of the citizens."Franklin P. Jones on Plato
"Originality is the art of concealing your source."
"Experience enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again."
"Experience is that marvelous thing that enable you to recognize a mistake when you make it again."
"It's the opinion of some that crops could be grown on the moon which raises the fear that it may not be long before we're paying somebody not to."
"Anybody who finds it easy to make money on the horses is probably in the dog food business."