"For most of my 20s, I looked like I was 12. Now that I'm pushing 40, I guess I look closer to... 15? It must be my macrobiotic diet. Oh, wait, except that I don't have one of those."
"I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond."Gabriel Mann on Mae West
"Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie."Gabriel Mann on Jim Davis
"My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people."Gabriel Mann on Orson Welles
"No disease that can be treated by diet should be treated with any other means."Gabriel Mann on Maimonides
"Adopting a new healthier lifestyle can involve changing diet to include more fresh fruit and vegetables as well as increasing levels of exercise."Gabriel Mann on Linford Christie
"Nolan has the strangest affect on people. You know, I think there's something very sad and little boy about him, but at the same time the way he goes about everything is so awkward and obnoxious. He can never say the right thing, you know? And I think if he just didn't try so hard and calmed down, people might actually like him a bit more!"